I'm insanely jealous of the artist's skill and patience, so I'm going to dub these Photoshops.

Free room and board, too!

Cute story, but is it not possible these days to tell a tale without cursing?

Clearly there should be laws on prejudicing against beautiful people. Affirmitive Action also needs to get in on it as well.

I don't know about how it is in a post-911 USA, but back in "the day" a single-seat ultralight could be flown without a pilot's license. A gyrocopter, as seen in The Road Warrior, actually did need a pilot license of some sort. I don't recall if a two-seat ultralight (like in the video) needed anything special.

I'm pretty sure driving an ultralight on the highway in the USA is frowned upon, though.

Mass transit systems are usually subsidized by the tax payers, but I guess that's okay in his book.
I'm sure city parks, walking trails and the such are A-OK with him too.

Spidey knows a villain when he sees one.

That looks tasty. Do I have to take up smoking to be able to get one?

That's pretty amazing, but then I never understood even how to blow smoke rings. ;)

This is clearly baby Pinhead's crib toy.

Recession: It's Why I'm Wearing This Crummy T-Shirt! - Dark Grey 2XL

Well, that was fast. They already have taken it down.

I don't see a link, so I presume it's this one.

Cute.

President Obama's publicly-stated opinion is that any children conceived from 'swimming" but are unwanted should be intentionally drowned. And if they survive the first drowning, they should be drowned again.

The latter part is far scarier than a no-name Representative's personal opinion.