So why'd the goldfish kill all life on Earth?

Someone must have a movie coming out soon!

"And there were team-building activities, but the kids also learned strategy, conspiracy, and the art of the double-cross."

Ah, so they were learning how to be Democrats!

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a sign and you feed him for a lifetime?

What a neat idea!

Sometimes it can be awesome: Space shuttle Enterprise was originally to be named Constitution until a letter writing campaign by Trekkies.

Although, Constitution would have been pretty doggone spiffy too.

Needs more duckface.

That's too funny!

And there are two people who have not seen [i]Firefly[/i]?!? What are the odds of them both being readers of this blog? Get them the DVDs, stat!

I had to go all the way into the comments to find the phrase "Wilhelm scream".

Meh. There's no shortage of racism coming from minorities; whether it's soft or hard. It just happens we currently allow, excuse and possibly encourage such action.

And to Clippy: The TSA is an abomination.

If there's an abundance of lions and they need to be culled, then go for it. I've eaten much cuter animals (like rabbit and squirrel). It really comes down to what the numbers are.