I suppose there's also a lot of older types whose state of mind alternates between grumpy and sweaty/desperate as they try to find that one comic book they're after and then hurry back home, unable to blend in with the crowd. After all, it's been a good 20+ years since the rebirth of comics w/ Alan Moore, Frank Miller et al, there is a strong adult/middle-aged readership for comics.

Why not go one step further and eat the occasional rodent/bird carcass pets kindly bring home once in a while?

I'm 99% sure they spent too much time looking in awe at a mysterious black monolith and then bludgeoned each other to death with bones.

Haha, I want some!