What, no mention of "Jack and Jill", the song from Ray Parker Jr. (or Raydio, the band he was then in) from the late seventies?

Definitely the original one. Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka just gives me the creeps.

BTW is there really only one Johnny Depp? I find it very hard to believe that this is the same guy as the one who played Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Carribean. In every role, he looks to be some other guy, also very different from the guy with glasses that he always shows up as, in real life.