So that's what's causing my headache.

Who wears a watch? I have a clock in my phone.

Iron Man's left arm.

The trick would be to figure out how to get them to use the chin strap. Kids usually wear their helmets, it's just that they do it in such a way that they are completely useless.

"I'll teach you to kick me in the ice hole!"

It's Mecha-Godzilla's baby tooth.

The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Jessimca Paeroa.

In our expensive area of California, I rent a 10-year-old granny unit for $950 a month. My fiance pays $2650 a month on an interest-only mortgage for a 30-year-old ranch house that is only slightly larger. My commute is three miles, his is 16. My neighborhood is much nicer and has better access to stores and cultural amenities. I have no maintenance responsibilities, and my utility bills are much lower. Of course renting is better!

Worst. Speculum. Ever.

Get a job, kid, and move out.

It's a 1981 prototype cellular telephone.