If you can walk around the water, why do you need this bridge?

Perfect! I am going to fill an aquarium half full of dirt and claim that I have a Mexican Burrowing Toad as a pet.

No muss, no fuss.

I was thinking more about the smell of the thing. Yeesh.

Park it in Seattle, it will be covered with gooey bird food in about a half hour, and moldy dreck and bird $hit in about a week.

Stupid money is as stupid money does.

Now that is gluten sensitivity.

I attended the Fremont Street Fair in Seattle just prior to "The Mask" debut. Seems the promo poster for the street fair had infringed on some aspect of the movie's aesthetic and the fair was enjoined from displaying their poster by a cease and desist order from the movie company. All the poster's were destroyed, save one, which resides in the bar of my home. True, too true.

And women wonder why their man steps out.

Neato. I nominate Roosevelt Way, Seattle.

Open faced grilled cheddar cheese sandwich with home made strawberry jam slathered on the cheese. Unbelievably good, admittedly odd.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

I did that with a slug and some salt when I was a kid.

You don't own a restaurant you marry it.

How to make a small fortune in the restaurant business? Start with a large fortune.

Momma, pack your teef, we's moving to Kentucky!

"(I)magine that we’re trying to stuff as many rectums as we can..."

Then they wouldn't be boneless.

Costanza!