"Wait, why does someone deserve to be taken to the cleaners because they spent a lot on a floral arrangement? I didn’t know there was some limit on price, and if you crossed that line, you deserve to be screwed over. "

But it's in such poor taste!

Frankly, anyone who spends that much on flowers for a wedding deserves to be taken to the cleaners for as much as the florist can manage.

Weddings are much more fun if they're arranged and created by friends and family instead of buckets of money. More meaningful, too - all those people you know all have a personal investment in helping you make your marriage a success.

If it's historical inacuracies you want, try U-571
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-571_%28film%29

"The Japanese weren’t all cruel."

Having talked in my youth to men who worked on the Burma Railway I'd have to disagree. At least a quarter of them died, probably many more. Many men didn't like talking about the conditions, but of the members of the Burma Star association that I've met who were there, all said it was starvation and cruelty.

"Usually, the natives of a land hate tourists and foreigners "

Really? Even when I lived in London most people didn't hate tourists - they're mostly harmless and it's nice to meet people from other places. Now we live near Ironbridge, the cradle of the industrial revolution, where we get an even better class of tourist (intelligent ones who're interested in something interesting!) and they're even nicer.
I rarely meet anyone who "hates tourists" in the UK, though probably many are irritated by some of them sometimes.

All that wasted volume. Assuming there's a futonish mattress to go on it you could make opening panels revealing storage slots inside big enough to take the bedding.