I wondered about "Sick" and then thought afterwards that I'd probably have thrown up were it me in the ring!

Tickles me though - did they stop to wonder whether the we /wanted/ our government to survive.

Let's have a short primer on English usage of English...

Crisps - thin slices of potato fried in oil until crisp right through with no discernable moisture.
Chips - thick batons of potato fried in oil but retaining a moist centre.
French Fries - thin batons of potato unlike anything a proper Englishman would eat - often served in burger joints.

I bought my ten year old son a set of French Curves earlier this year - he wanted them for drawing sinuous dragons.

Looks like Tintin to me.

Doesn't explain why its new logo looks like an anus, though.

If you can get it hot enough to ignite the steering wheel, I suggest you're already in sufficient trouble that a bit more won't make much difference.

Dunno about iPhones, but I can't get those touch-sensitive hand driers in the loo to work when my hands are wet. Perhaps I have a naturally low electrical field or capacitance or whatever. A dry elbow sometimes does it, but the rest of the time I just have to do without.

If he was only driving at 20mph he was either not going far enough to need to drive in the first place, or was causing a lot of nuisance to other road users.

Seems a nice enough bloke - but is meat really that expensive in the States, or is there some other reason for catching them?

97% and I'm a UK driver who's never been to the US!

There's a man who can sell the sizzle. Or whatever the equivalent is in icecream.

"big bed made of dicks"

For one awful moment there I thought you said ducks. Dicks is OK, surely?

I've done that with the carpet from the boot, but at least I took it out first!

A Lawn Dart with a totalisator for keeping score of how many eyes you've kebabbed.