Me3: You are correct, Neatos please fix.

Perceive: Your right or my right? There's a Mel Brooks sketch in here somewhere...

The wind is a retarded french man?

It's meathead!

Even for a quick ten dollars? Come on Emiko....

I think I have a piece of bubble wrap around the house that would help these guys out. What's up with the half-crate? Looks like these folks need to take a course in specimen preservation.

It's ok, but obviously sped up, those moves aren't that spectacular. The original with the hands took real talent.

See that little bit of blue in northern NY? That's where I live. Bring on the global warming, says I. Oh, and if it's real, and the coasts are going to rise, stop building in Manhattan.

It was probably on the internet...will have to wait until it logs off...

If you really want to make the ice cubes talk, you can threaten them with a butane lighter or a blowtorch. It's not pretty, but it works.

Also, I have opened up an email and Paypal account for a bag of frozen peas which I plan on defrosting later today. If sparemoney@sillyass.net receives at least $200.00 USD by 3:00 PM EST today, I will leave the bag of peas in the freezer for another year.

That thing is set in a hole the size of China...

I also question some of the answers....

Hint, hint!

Lola, I agree that it's a hoax, but if trees only grew by their tops, there would be a whole lot of really skinny trees in the world...

That was hilarious! I loved Clayton Moore, too....

Those are some really nappy headed....