I can see the her lighting up a bong in her near future...

Cremated! Hah! I've been living comfortably in Cuba with my friend Fidel all this time. We had a son together, he runs Venezuala now. Oh, and in tribute to this first day of football (preseason as it is) : Eli sucks, he's been dancing on my head too long as it is.....grrrrrr!

Title says "last," article excerpt says "oldest living." There is a difference, you know!

...then early on Easter morning, one of the neighbor's children wandered over to play with the cute chickies....

If he's got such confidence in his clothes, why not let his employee fire at him?

OK things weren't all that great back then, but nobody in this video got skin cancer from sun exposure!

This vid really made me appreciate narrow streets somehow. Notice how people are actually interacting with each other.

Cup full of irony, anyone? All Together Now...

My tapeworm just reminded me that while "tapeworm" is, indeed, one word, the phrase "any day" is most definitely two. Thanks, Tapey! Let's go eat some pork!

My tapeworm could take his ass anyday...

Also, If the Maltese Falcon were a Cat is apt

That is one really smart seal.

It's hard not to trigger a moderation alert when submitting responses to this post.

Get it? Hard not to? Giggity!

"Is that a Penistone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Like nobody was high when they came up with Sir Grapefellow.

They better get that unplugged before the legendary synchronous half-time flush on Super Bowl Sunday....