maybe someone should let the wife in on this info

That probably equals the money time lost from work when talking about and to your kids at work when no one wants to hear. Oh and add the "I'm so tired b/c had a baby that I can just wander around the office for 6 months talking about how tiring but wonderful the experience was/is" and there is another chunk of change.

a coconut extractor for people who "accidentally fell" on them and they "got stuck."

B/c YKK zippers are Japanese.

noooooooo!!!!

I think that is a bunch of chickens getting killed. The horror!