The hell kind of butter knife is THAT!?

@Miss Cellania : you, madam, win absolutely. :D

That's probably the best possible way to explain this issue..and..well...just about anything. Getting what you want depends on what you ask for. ;)

Wow, that's disturbing, contrary to popular excuses. :(

The video Thinkgeek put together for this shirt is absolutely fabulous. :D I mean, everything in life is better with the Benny Hill Theme playing!

I love me some Apple, but damn - really? Seriously Apple?

Honestly. :(

This is the best video in the history of the internet. ::snif::

Wow. Just...wow.

@Louise: That's fabulous. :D I'd love to see Colbert take on those topics! ;)

And it's STILL GOOD. :D

Hah! Best challenge ever! Reminds me of that Family Guy ep where Stewie and Brian snag the Pope with a balloon:

The Pope: You makea da pope look a like a fool. God will make you pay.

(Looks to the sky and points down at Stewie and Brian): Smite them!

(After looking at the sky for a few seconds): He’s a cookin a somethin’ up.

Lies, Tim. :p

Also - how many more things like this have to happen or people have to be screwed by Wal-Mart for people to actually stop shopping there, or give a crap that it's happening? I dunno, I guess those low, low prices are too much to resist? ;)

Hah! Fantastic. And I loved how he bailed on the Macarena by transforming and leaving. ;)

That's the best thing I've seen all day. :D

Hah! Good on ya Adam for not being scared to take those politics out of your pants. ;)

Typical Salvation Army.