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im with felixthecat on this one. i remember reading the same study theyre referring to. it was a month or so ago i believe.

im not a lab mouse, and if i eat at midnight, im not interrupting my sleep pattern to do it.

@Jake D.

you're my hero. seriously. well played. :P

I have a general rule about my personal space: If I can touch you, you're too close.

This just in... some people use leeches to drain blood, thinking it has medicinal value!

[Insert YouTube video here]

That's right, you too can be a blog writer!

we were warned about the attack on Pearl Harbor, just as they were warned about those two bombs. hell, we tried to get them to surrender after the first one, and they refused. im not saying the people that died deserved it. im saying their government could have stopped it but didnt.

can we make a rule about not allowing puns that bad to be used in titles? please? pretty please?

lol :P

OMGF HES CUTE! in an ugly way.

whats a planer and why is there a butterfly on it?

its pretty mean. all i could think of is how much i freak out when i get a ring stuck on my finger. now imagine that feeling amplified because its your BODY stuck in something. :(

if you're willing to spend 360 plus ten bucks per book... ah, nevermind.

http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2008/dec/28/nation/chi-sandwich-mandec28

its been done.

i once found atlantis in a pile of clothes.

i first read the title as "Ironworkers Immobilize Kids". that would have been a *completely* different story. This one's better.

this is a great article! thanks for the good read.

i'd avoid doing bananas next, as one person suggested, unless you want it to be perceived as a fruit-related feature.

maybe make the next one about a place? boston perhaps?