I define myself based on my operating system. My receipt tells me who I am. This gives me a sense of enormous well-being. Forming an opinion about my consumer habits and defending those habits religiously is not only helpful to the hardworking people at today's ad agencies, but also stirs up interesting conversations with fellow consumers and thereby helps me conform to the acceptable ideal.

Btw. I'm so totes a Mac guy. Lol. You PC users are such epic fails. Win. Pwn.

Why should I, or anyone for that matter, form an opinion on this? The man has already been arrested, right? He is going to be tried whatever Neatorama readers say. Why not leave this to the courts and move on to something neat and interesting.
Besides, everything about this case leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth. It's the taste of American macho moral grandstanding mixed with the drugging and rape of a minor. This will sully anyone who talks about it.

This probably explains why I'm not doing so great right now. Had it been toddler-me I would have eaten that marshmallow before it hit the plate and run out screaming "foooootball!" before she left the room. Screw future rewards, Death doesn't follow a schedule.

Now (twirls his Victorian mustache), if we could only get those darkie immigrants to speak the Queen's English instead of that infernal pidgin abomination...

I've noticed that the people with the biggest hard-ons for correcting (supposedly) incorrect English, have a very limited understanding of English grammar. This thread is rife with errors, mostly from the "who are you calling me a Nazi just because I want to moan about things I can't & shouldn't change" camp.

My English professor would have pissed himself laughing at this guy and you lot.

Full disclosure:
English is not my first language.
Ha! Burn sukkaz!

EDIT (I'm still drunk on rum and meat from last night):

“I only go to fast food places to use the restroom”

Yeah, that’s precisely the sort of statement that makes everyone hate vegetarians. So you wouldn't dare eat at McMayhem at the risk of clogging up your dainty arteries but you have no problem with clogging up their drains with your foul vege-poo. I’ve been guilty of using fast-food restrooms without buying anything many a time, but that was always after washing down a massive real burger with a bottle of whiskey around the corner where the bathroom had a dead meth-head in it (I had no problem with that - it was just that he was blocking the door).

Bottomline:
The right to abuse restroom privileges is won through self-abuse. You don’t have to do it there, but you sure as hell have to do it somewhere. It’s karma.
Now go wipe your tears on a piece of lettuce and get to work.

"I only go to fast food places to use the restroom"

Yeah, that's precisely the sort of statement that makes everyone hate vegetarians. So you would dare eat at McMayhem at the risk of clogging up your dainty arteries but you have problem with clogging up their drains with you foul vege-poo. I've been guilty of using fastfood restrooms without buying anything many a time, but that was usually after washing down a massive real burger around the corner where the bathroom had a dead meth-head in it (I had no problem with that - it was just that he was blocking the door).

Bottomline:
The right to abuse restroom privileges is won through self-abuse. You don't have to do it there, but you sure as hell have to do it somewhere. It's karma.
Now go wipe your tears on a piece of lettuce and get to work.

Should have busted him.
Kill all hippies!

A dwarf pony?
That's like being born a vampire albino.
Talk about getting the short end of the stick!
He-ho!

I think it looks more like a seal coming out of that coffee
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/monk-seal.jpg

@Sue - yes this thing is worse than useless

@Larfin - the abuse potential for a knuckle-duster with shards of broken glass on the end is enormous.

Whoever said that it was the man in the mirror just got an idea for a good book. Mix that with the ghost-collecting comment and pedophilia and we have ourselves a potential best-seller.

the novelty is wearing thin

a) Michael Jackson was an amazing singer and half of what you hear on the radio right now owes something to the styles he pioneered. Sinatra was a drunken crooner with good connections.

b) I urge you to go to a remote village in the Himalayas and ask them if they know who Sinatra is. Then try asking them if they know who MJ is. Pretty sure they'll be able to tell you how many hairs are on Bubbles' arse. There are over 6 billion people in the world, no one cares about Ol' mob-eyes outside of the U.S. Everyone loves Jacko.

It's the same guy that does the auto tune the news.

The music I guess you could call some watered down tech-house or simply hip-hop

That was absolute $hit - go read some Dan Clowes