"I wonder what would happen if I were to jump feverishly on my owners face while asleep. Would I: a) Be praised for my ability to wake them up in an interesting way, b) chastised for being a naughty kitty, or c) hurled at great speed across the room due to the lack of understanding that we, cats, can have fun too."
haa haa crossbow....neeeerrrdd! His crossbow looked pretty cheap and I'm sure wouldn't have done much damage given how easy it was to pull back the bow.
So you would be robbers who may be planning a "crossbow robbery" you may want to get one of these: http://www.yeoldearcheryshoppe.com/images/06_Rattler_Crossbow.jpg
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"So..your Daddy is addicted to crack"
"Your real Daddy delivers the mail"
"Why does Mommy have so many men stay the night?
His crossbow looked pretty cheap and I'm sure wouldn't have done much damage given how easy it was to pull back the bow.
So you would be robbers who may be planning a "crossbow robbery" you may want to get one of these:
http://www.yeoldearcheryshoppe.com/images/06_Rattler_Crossbow.jpg
BLUE STEEL!