But do they taste good?
This seems like it would be a good solution for someone who wants to make their own artisan sausages but doesn't have the space to raise full size pigs. Because, yes, intelligent as pigs are, they are also valuable livestock.
Great, now along with mini Dexter cows, pygmy goats and Shetland ponies, I've got another animal to add to my daydream of a mini-farm.

They gave us a chart like this at the birth centre classes for first time parents. A helpful guide considering the rainbow of poop one can expect in the first week.

Hey, that one on the book cover at the bottom on the left, the Not A Through Street/Evacuation Route, is in Mill Valley just down the street from my ex's parents' house. There is some sort of dirt road or foot path beyond it that isn't normally accessible. Doesn't make it less funny, though.