I always thought Warden Norton from "The Shawshank Redemption" was a really good villain.

...or am I being obtuse?

-Superman has a Chuck Norris poster on his wall.

-When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he does not get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

-Under Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, only another fist.

-Chuck Norris actually died twenty five years ago, it's just that Death hasn't had the courage to tell him.

-Chuck Norris once had a wet dream in the cab of a semi truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Comic Sans is not very comic.....al

I just Shatnered myself.

Hmmm... buttermilk from the tap?

Well, if nothing else, this story will remain fresh in our mammaries for a good while...

You can't have Twitter without a Twit...

I'm a parser... I don't care if you leave an rambling, incoherent diatribe, just please make sure you spell it correctly.

51. That "Olds" in the title of this post should not have an 's' in it.

--or--

51. That "Every" in the title of this post should read "All".

{/nitpicking}

Pretty neat, although I'm ashamed to say that the only one I actually recognized was from the Golden Girls.

(I probably shouldn't have admitted that...)

Damn... I had 20 bucks on the shaver.
That bum never wins...

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads...

Perspective is overrated

I *still* can't make it past level 5, much less to level 256!?!

Something smells fishy.....