genius

SOOOOOOOO entertaining!

needs a moosebutter t-shirt though

My family calls this "loft reading"... we'd go to our cottage loft ostensibly to read but we all knew the reader would be asleep in no time. that was the point -- great airflow and peace in the loft! it was our family's best "elephant in the room"!

Responses on the direct link are from knitters... we LOVE this kind of tasteful and whimsical pattern off the beaten path!

THANKS Miss Celania!

GENIUS!

This problem is GREAT news for us here in Batavia, Illinois, home of Fermilab. At least our jobs are safe until Thanksgiving!

Honey, does this Death Star make my butt look big?

They're much cuter than the ones I paid $300 to get out of my attic. Ooops did I break up a raccoon rave?!

Regarding your comments on Leslie Lemke: no child is ever "given up" for adoption. It's not an easy decision for any birthmother in any circumstance. You "give up" a worn coat to the Salvation Army. You "give up" when you can't guess an answer. A child is "placed" for adoption or his birthparents made an "adoption plan". Please fast forward yourself into the 21st century and use more accurate and appropriate and sensitive language if you address human adoption in the future. Thank you.

EAT A SANDWICH!

Eggs-actly. No ovaries means no eggs. Unless something went terribly wrong in the translation. Are you sure this wasn't China where there was a stand-in egg that was cuter than the original?

It reads like a fairly obvious viral ad for some upcoming tv show or movie. And it's boring.

One billion over-served

Can I figure it out?

Yes!

Retailers think we're idiots! I don't buy products whose marketers or packaging teams or retailers try to fleece me.

Too bad they left out the apostrophes in America's and John's. Strunk & White, anyone?

Vintage LASIK device