Some Bizzaro is great, some not so much. You seem able to give us the best ones, so it's a feature that I like to see on the site.

Can you imagine if this was your grandmother? As you slip your vegetables to the dog, does she glance meaningfully at the screwdriver? Does she send the kid to the bed with the promise "You never know what tomorrow brings, but I won't kill you in your sleep tonight."?

"Bajo Red Car" -- am I going to hell for laughing at that?
"Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure" -- Please tell me that the Amazon review was sarcastic? Please?

"The Bog Monster Toilet Prank" That I must have.

Some people are just so damn smart! Makes me feel inferior. *sigh*

I now realize that I must buy that new flooring for the living room that I can't afford. There's no way I can allow the wood flooring man's family to starve to death. Thanks, Captitan!

That would entertain my children for hours.

I don't know, it just doesn't seem cool to add a small razor to food products. Isn't it possible that the razor would get dislodged from it's mount after opening and fall into the water with the powder? I bet someone spent a long time thinking of ways to get out of carrying that tiny packet of flavor crystals that he adds to his drinking water.

I can't even taste a difference between brands of pizza. Do people really notice these differences, or is it just another fun thing to argue about?

I'd like to build a spite wall. I have an small house on the side of our yard that's been broken up into apartments. The owner uses the apartments for those people he feels need help becoming Christians. So, we've got devil worshipers, drug addicts, Wiccans (I actually liked them, they did some great landscaping) and people fresh from jail going in and out of the apartments. I applaud the guys ethic, but he gets robbed blind every other month, and as far as I know, not one of these people has ever 'turned the other cheek' for him. I want a nine concrete and razor wire wall all around my property. Just for spite.

What a wonderful senior prank! I hope that instead of pursuing legal action, the schools grin and bear it.

"It’s even harder to believe that his parents, who ran a pool hall in Philadelphia, forbade him from playing because they wanted him to pursue a career in vaudeville. "

This is what I'm always telling my son! Put the math down, leave the science at school, and start practicing that vaudeville. I see a real market leader there.

See, this is why drivers training is so needed. Rubber side down, people, rubber side down!

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I'm with you. It was obviously an invisible fist, for there's no force in nature that could wreck that kind of havoc. We must find the invisible fist, befriend it, and make it protect us from the far unfriendlier invisible foot, and the deadly invisible stream of urine.
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Is this better on drugs?

Thank God! And the United States Postal Service.