I always said that my third wife would be my trophy wife.
1. because I was young and stupid (already have that one under my belt)
2. will be a long lasting love, but I will outlive her because thats the way my life seems to work out.
3. will be because I'm rich and need something nice to look at (think hugh hefner)

;-)

"(He|She) tells is like it is"

That one always grates me when I hear it.

@Wes
How is 'fidna' even pronounced??

Real chocolate junkies just heat it up in a spoon and mainline it.

"The Gentlemen's Order is one of five social clubs launched in September. Administrators refer to the orders as fraternities without the alcohol."

Quick fix.
1. Stop calling yourself 'the gentlemen's order'.
2. Buy some alcohol.

Point 2 has worked remarkably well for generations of collage students, why are they trying to re-invent the wheel here?

The problem with these dogs is they are so loyal that they easily become an image of their owner, thus a disgusting person creates a dog in the image of themselves. And all the poor animal wanted to do was please their owner - they know nothing else. To bad this breed seems to attract all the jack-holes of society, they truly are great.

Thanks for the positive article.