"I look forward to an article here about a centenarian raping a College fresher. That would make us all laugh out loud. Just because he is old, does not make it right. "

Seriously WTF? If you're not a troll or drunk, then you have real issues here.

"Ever been mugged?" Ever been raped...? Think a little when you write things you don't have a clue about. KTHXBYE.