Thanks... for ruining my work day. This is bril-li-ant.

42! Why doesn't that surprise me the least?

It's a shame, but due to the poisonous gases that exist, Man can not survive anywhere near URANUS (and... fill in hundreds of other Uranus jokes).

Well... she'll be following dutchman Ralph Tuijn, who is halfway his solo-rowing-trip across the (widest part of the) pacific. (http://www.zeemanoceanchallenge.com)

@Gert: reading 'A Short History Of Nearly Everything' is indeed something I would recommend to everyone. Especially the part abouw Newton and his colleagues. In fact, my comment about the stick behind the eye... comes from that book (and offtopic: how's life at the other side of the world?).

And the fact that he once poked a stick between his eye and his skull as far as he could, just to see what would happen? Or is that common knowledge?

Don't call it soccer... call it football.

Shaolin monk can tie your shoelaces, without using his hands.

Miyagi says: Banzai, Daniel-san.

... and this is how you dance the nutcracker

The monk is bonkers, his balls are NUTS!

#the man who sold the world# or moon.

but... why doesn't the alien pilot need a helmet?