Dr. Amazing's Wrinkle Remover! Combined with our tonic water, this amazing product will remove any and all signs of aging. Two doses daily, immediately followed by rubbing our patented remover across all wrinkled skin surfaces will leave you looking, and feeling, young again! It's like an iron for your skin! But don't worry, it won't burn! *insert cheesy grin*

It's a safety razor.

It's an ocean speaker. Put your ear up to the conical end and have someone turn the handle and you can hear the ocean! Be mindful of your hair!!