He was blowing up an unruly kitten. Neat.

Also known as '48 ways to turn yourself into a thoroughly unpleasant person'. Albeit probably a rich and powerful one too!

Next time I have a shave I'm definitely going to try this. Whether I take a step outside the door is another matter!

No, it's a Middle Eastern teapot.

Susan Boyle 1.0 wasn't even Susan Boyle 1.0 - she was Paul Potts 2.0. Paul Potts (series 1 winner) did this first, if we're talking about 'man/woman producing unexpected singing voice'.

"firing the chickens at what appears to be a sculpture made of boxing gloves"

How to freak out the participants of a speed-dating night when they ask 'and what do you do?'

Ruby-Eyed Green Pit Viper - sometimes you've just got to give things the names they were born for!

Surely "The Breakfast of People Who Stay Up All Night" should be Astronom E's?

Either way, the sound of someone eating them is:
Astronom-nom-nom-nom

Perhaps this just shows that we shouldn't be so paranoid about hygiene. Think to yourself 'when did I last catch something nasty from an ATM?' and if they really are 'dirty' then most places are going to be low risk. Our systems can usually cope with these levels of grime - it's why we have anti-bodies. Moreover, contact with disease is how we develop our immune system in the first place. Having said all that, I wouldn't sit down on a public toilet seat even if you paid me!

Her tears of laughter tend to put a dampener on a man's potency too, so be aware of that when selecting your underwear. If there's a chance they'll be seen, Mickey Mouse undies are rarely a prime choice. As for the elephant's trunk posing pouch... horror on a woman's face isn't great for putting lead into your pencil either.

Kevin, the answer to your question is: no and no. If you don't understand what evolution is, please don't try to suggest that somewhere there is a 'mistake'. There are no mistakes, but there are misconceptions, and you've found a few of them. Google for the answers, or if you're really interested, read the article and the book from which it's taken: Written in Stone: Evolution, the Fossil Record, and Our Place in Nature, by Brian Switek.

A cartoon Muhammad? Mmmmm, controversial!

It's 'inspiring' to see someone with disabilities put his mind to the task and do something like this - now he can shoot an able-bodied person and give them disabilities too. Sigh.

Hilarious yet nasty is my first (and enduring) impression. 'Gravy' and 'fountain' are two words which shouldn't necessarily be put together... although from now on every runny foodstuff I see will poke the 'would this make a great fountain?' button. And oh, I want one!

Evidence suggests that in all things the Japanese are the undisputed masters of the strange and unexpected. No other nation could have thought of doing this. Got to love 'em!