my mum told me that I should always put on clean underwear before i went out in case i was in an accident and had to go to hospital. pity most people crap/piss themselves when in a bad accident.
as for adam and eve, i like the oral sex explanation above, but most of the bible is allegory, and only makes sense in this way. As for apples, they don't keep the doctor away. in fact, I'm allergic to them, so they do the opposite.
and biblical literists can go comfort themselves with the fact that if A and E were the first two people on earth, then we're all seriously inbred. After all, cain and abel must have been doing their sisters, or Eve.
pity most people crap/piss themselves when in a bad accident.
as for adam and eve, i like the oral sex explanation above, but most of the bible is allegory, and only makes sense in this way. As for apples, they don't keep the doctor away. in fact, I'm allergic to them, so they do the opposite.
and biblical literists can go comfort themselves with the fact that if A and E were the first two people on earth, then we're all seriously inbred. After all, cain and abel must have been doing their sisters, or Eve.