The look on the cat's face says it all. So smug.

Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "hung like a dwarf mini pony."

What just happened? I think I had a mild seizure and now I can't uncross my eyes. Damn you karma!

I want to grow some in my garden and selectively cross breed them to become man eating plants. Definitely not the singing kind though.

It costs that much because it has a virtual reality simulator in it where even the most inexperienced virgin can pretend to be Hans Solo and make out with intergalatic alien pirate chicks.

I was gonna add as Chewy watched on but hesitated. Aww what the heck.

Robocop went a little too far with a female bobcat, you know, the little forklift machine things. Now they have this cybertronic abomination to take care of.

that would clash with my matching bean bag furniture, or would it?

Paper jam, please reload human extractor and press ok.

Makes the perfect gift for any 35yo still living at home. I should know :(

how did he train those two humans to sit there like that?

Do they make one with "worlds best dad" on it?

hope it's sanded down well to prevent splinters!

I would've added one more e.

they could hook a composting toilet up to it too. Or better yet just go in the shower.

Why are they wearing gloves? Are blt's toxic or something?