United breaks guitars...

I actually was on Facebook long before my kids - they were all using myspace and I really liked that Facebook was a site for grownups!

Similarly, my husband is on medication to keep his heart rate low. I try to emphasize to the baristas that his coffee *must* be decaf or he may end up in the hospital and we still occasionally get the high octane stuff from folks who don't pay attention. (He desperately misses the real stuff, though)