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wayne's world two was a flop? Denied!

i didn't know that i always loved them both equally, i have the double boxed set on both VHS and DVD i think they're both awesome, but then after the austin powers sequels and the love guru i'd be tentative about wanting WW III
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i agree with krodar, i had never heard of jaywalking until a few years ago when a foreign official, was i think detained for jaywalking to a conference because he had also never heard of such a law. i've been crossing roads myself for years now, sometimes at a crossing sometimes not, but i have never been hit, and i have never caused an accident.
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unless it just wasnt working properly, i think they have the sound playing at random times, the first time i heard nothing, the second time i did.
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Cleopatra's needle would have been a slightly more relevant Egyptian artefact to have built and transported down the Thames, past the real thing. although it wouldn't have been as impressive as this
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my favourite.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns the relevant entry and, sure enough finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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really interesting, quite similar to photos i saw of tourists all pretending to be holding the leaning tower of pisa up.

i wonder what other places tourists all pose in the same way for photos.
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i didn't know hurley had a blog, just reading through it seems like he's a really genuinely normal person, not like some pretentious celebrity blogs you read
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"A peculiarly British form of fast food is the sandwich"

what now?

that's all it says no explanation. is it implying that it isnt normal to eat a sandwich?
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@Scottlass

have a look at some of the other improv everywhere stuff, they make it their mission to cheer people up and add a little extra enjoyment to their lives.

they once came all the way to my town in the UK for a stunt. and i didn't find out until later, and apparently barely anyone turned up to help, compared the the hundreds that have joined in in the past over in the US.
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