You get directions from the conveniently located local police box, of course! They have a whole set of maps expressly for this purpose.

However, it seems like it would be somewhat tricky to actually manage to fork a chihuahua in the head on purpose. They are small and rather mobile. Humans have bigger heads and stay still better.

Or maybe not. The first one does say they took it from swpl, but I'm not sure how the dating worked out funny.

And actually, the "Stuff Christians Like" started before the "Stuff White People Like"

This one seems more amusing to me than the stuff white people like, because it's not really even satire. It looks like a relatively straightforward "here are some things we do that are actually ridiculous, but it's how things actually happen."

Whereas the stuff white people like is more "Here are things that are signs of white privilege" like "recycling" and "graduate school."