I don't know how healthy drinking coffee is or isn't, but all I know is every time I see someone on tv that is 90 or 100 years old that is asked about their diet, they almost always drink coffee.

It is a gun used to slaughter cows. Then you can use the hatchet to clean the cow.

Obviously it is a sex toy

But now people just call him the douche bag formally known as George

For some reason I think "The Crippendales" would be frowned on in USA

I was going to paste some taste joke about "never come between a women and her teeth" but couln't think of a great punchline

his makes me want to learn how to knit!

renderanything: you can make a great drink.... just add plenty of vodka

I suggest 1 part vodka to 0.00000000000000001 parts old juice.

they look like they were designed so that the inside was smooth.

Tigger use to be a zebra? :-O

Is it just me, or does he sorta look like Bruce Dern?

the irony is that deserts are nice to prevent global warming. they reflect a LOT of light back into space. you turn the deserts into solar farms and suddenly you are capturing that heat instead of reflecting it... and then next thing you know the polar bears are drowning and Al Gore is making a sequel.

Kid: I have the whole series on DVD :-)

When I read the subject, I figured the guy really really liked being scared.

Nope. I got a 47% too.