Miss C: Why are so many women's shirts like that? Then us men get yelled at for 'reading' their shirts.

//ok, maybe i am a slow reader.....

As a juggler, it always annoys me when i see a picture of a man juggling by somehow throwing all the balls in an arc over his head.

I want to learn how to do "Washington Crossing the Delaware" as seen in "Killer Klowns from Outerspace"

Events like this proves that with a few billion people on the planet that you are bound to find a few amazing coincidences.

Christophe: That's horrible! You shouldn't keep your keep in a fish tank, it is inhumane!

Bond*

10. Bowler hat (James Bond - Goldfinger)

shouldn't that be "Odd Job", not "James Bong"??

I think the San Francisco should have purchased one of the "extra large" versions of this device.

//too soon?

A service snake? not in my store!

"Forever Peace" by Joe Haldeman is largely about the CERN thing... but the super collider in question was the circumference of jupiter.

I have no idea why i remember that.

gonzo: my mother just got her knee replaced. my father had a large mass taken from his innards that was thought to be cancer (it wasn't). i have many friends that have survived things that would have been a death sentence even 100 years ago.

if we just used our 'primate brains' to 'watch the wheels go round and round' then we would never have made any advances at all. we advance because we ask questions, and we try to come up with explanations of why things are the way they are.

i want! i want! i want!

RN: thank you. no jokes, no clever remarks. just "thank you", you and people liked you helped out America, and you were unappreciated and not treated right.

I just got back from Vietnam, and that country would be a thousand times better off if the military was allowed to do what what should have been able to do.

thanx.

This theory appears every 5 years, i think. the basic idea is that the entire universe is growing/shrinking, but our measuring devices are also growing/shrinking so no-one notices. it gets boring after a while. *yawn*

Oh sure, they accept a "service cat", but when i tell people I am training a "seeing-eye-cat" they just laugh at me.