Speaking of confused, care to explain just how an accent can be "legible"? I think you meant either "intelligible" or "comprehensible."

Mavis said," Also, NJ’s upper west side boarder is not on the Delaware River. The Delaware River only goes up about 1/2 to 3/4 of the western board of the state."

Please take a look at a map, Mavis. The Delaware River divides NJ and PA all the way up, and then continues up into the southwestern Catskills of NY.

For that matter, South Carolina is bordered on the west and south by the Savannah River and on the east by the Atlantic.

Iowa may be the only state that has both its east and west borders defined by *rivers* -- but New Jersey's east and west borders are also entirely defined by water. The Delaware River and Delaware Bay on the west, the Hudson River, New York Harbor, and the Atlantic Ocean on the east.