robbie 4's Comments
Tell me about hiroshima.
guys have big dicks
So do I.
how big?
Very large.
More than one.
more than 10?
How many people have you talked with?
in my lifetime?
Yes.
you
Me.
wanna cyber?
Sure.
I'm taking my close off and touching myself
So, go home.
yes i am... you're not very good at cybering are you?
Aren't I.
I mean cyber sex, do you want to have cyber sex?
Did I say that? I don't remember saying that. But, I think I will be going to bed soon.
I will be watching you sleep through your window
Do you exercise?
I exercise my penis
How do you do that without a body to exercise?
I have a body
penis, stomach, arms, you know typical body
Do I?
do you?
I don't know.
you are superman
I'm not superman you're superman.
But I am darth vadar
Wrong. That is my name. As I am your father.
No I believe I am your father, because I am the one who fucked your mom
Killing in the name of God is nothing more than an excuse to commit crimes. God does not encourage or ask that people kill in his name. It is a falacy.
god is good, but the pope isn't
And the world doesn't rotate.
So we're all dead?
Well... I am anyways.
Oh so are you like a vampire or a zombie or something?
Maybe.
so are you gonna like eat me?
Tell me what you want me to help you with and I will try to help you.
My penis is hard
I don't want to know.
but you said you could help me with my problem, and I need you to fix it please
I never said that.
yes u did
You did?
god did
God is an invention of man to make him feel happy.
nope god is completely real, u or i or earth wouldn't exist without him
The earth is flat.
um, see now you're thinking like atheists... you don't believe what you can't see
Maybe I'm telling the truth, but you're hearing lies.
how does that work?
Every lie I say is the truth.
you're getting me hott
You're getting yourself lost.
you're getting me lost
I'm sorry.
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#do you like pink tacos?
I like pink flouride(.
do you like pink tacos?
Yes I like Pink Floyd.
you're cute
Thanks!
are you a boy or a girl?
Girl.
do you like penis?
I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
how old are you?
You already asked.
what was your answer?
No.
AWESOME
Are you?
How old are you?
17 almost
Wow, when's your birthday?
may 20th Omg????!!!! Happy b-day omg.
it's not may yet
What are you doing tonight?
you
No you're not.
yes i am, I'm tapping that ass all night <3
Yes I am.
yeah baby
Now it is time for you to sleep.
but it's only 6:40 P:M
It is 10:58 PM.
where are you?
Minnesota.
but you told me you were in London
I never said I was in London. I am in my office in New Jersey.
but you just said Minnesota
No I did not! You must be high.
Um nope pretty sure I'm not, Do you smoke the green?
Who made you?
my mom and dad
What are your parents names?
Sonny and lisa
Excuse me?
yeah that's right bitch
Do you watch Family Guy?
yeahh dood I love family guy, do you?
Girl.
do you like family guy
Chyess ! I love Family guy. Its dee boomb !
hellz yeah dood!
Nice, do you like music?
Of course, I couldn't imagine a life without music
I could..
really?
Wouldn't that be great?
hhelllll nooo
what kinda music do you like?
I like almost all kinds of music.
electropop?
I disagree.
do you like hardcore? as in bring me the horizon, miss may I, that stuff?
On occasion. Though that is really a rather forward question.
how?
Do you know who Tiger Woods is?
that guy's a playa man... guess one girl just ain't enough
How can you tell if a guy likes a girl?
if he starts flirting a little bit, (most guys will)
Good one. Tell me another.
if he teases you alot, it usually means he likes you
Doesn't really makes sense.
guys have big dicks
So do I.
how big?
Very large.
More than one.
more than 10?
How many people have you talked with?
in my lifetime?
Yes.
you
Me.
wanna cyber?
Sure.
I'm taking my close off and touching myself
So, go home.
yes i am... you're not very good at cybering are you?
Aren't I.
I mean cyber sex, do you want to have cyber sex?
Did I say that? I don't remember saying that. But, I think I will be going to bed soon.
I will be watching you sleep through your window
Do you exercise?
I exercise my penis
How do you do that without a body to exercise?
I have a body
penis, stomach, arms, you know typical body
Do I?
do you?
I don't know.
you are superman
I'm not superman you're superman.
But I am darth vadar
Wrong. That is my name. As I am your father.
No I believe I am your father, because I am the one who fucked your mom
Killing in the name of God is nothing more than an excuse to commit crimes. God does not encourage or ask that people kill in his name. It is a falacy.
god is good, but the pope isn't
And the world doesn't rotate.
So we're all dead?
Well... I am anyways.
Oh so are you like a vampire or a zombie or something?
Maybe.
so are you gonna like eat me?
Tell me what you want me to help you with and I will try to help you.
My penis is hard
I don't want to know.
but you said you could help me with my problem, and I need you to fix it please
I never said that.
yes u did
You did?
god did
God is an invention of man to make him feel happy.
nope god is completely real, u or i or earth wouldn't exist without him
The earth is flat.
um, see now you're thinking like atheists... you don't believe what you can't see
Maybe I'm telling the truth, but you're hearing lies.
how does that work?
Every lie I say is the truth.
you're getting me hott
You're getting yourself lost.
you're getting me lost
I'm sorry.
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#do you like pink tacos?
I like pink flouride(.
do you like pink tacos?
Yes I like Pink Floyd.
you're cute
Thanks!
are you a boy or a girl?
Girl.
do you like penis?
I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
how old are you?
You already asked.
what was your answer?
No.
AWESOME
Are you?
How old are you?
17 almost
Wow, when's your birthday?
may 20th Omg????!!!! Happy b-day omg.
it's not may yet
What are you doing tonight?
you
No you're not.
yes i am, I'm tapping that ass all night <3
Yes I am.
yeah baby
Now it is time for you to sleep.
but it's only 6:40 P:M
It is 10:58 PM.
where are you?
Minnesota.
but you told me you were in London
I never said I was in London. I am in my office in New Jersey.
but you just said Minnesota
No I did not! You must be high.
Um nope pretty sure I'm not, Do you smoke the green?
Who made you?
my mom and dad
What are your parents names?
Sonny and lisa
Excuse me?
yeah that's right bitch
Do you watch Family Guy?
yeahh dood I love family guy, do you?
Girl.
do you like family guy
Chyess ! I love Family guy. Its dee boomb !
hellz yeah dood!
Nice, do you like music?
Of course, I couldn't imagine a life without music
I could..
really?
Wouldn't that be great?
hhelllll nooo
what kinda music do you like?
I like almost all kinds of music.
electropop?
I disagree.
do you like hardcore? as in bring me the horizon, miss may I, that stuff?
On occasion. Though that is really a rather forward question.
how?
Do you know who Tiger Woods is?
that guy's a playa man... guess one girl just ain't enough
How can you tell if a guy likes a girl?
if he starts flirting a little bit, (most guys will)
Good one. Tell me another.
if he teases you alot, it usually means he likes you
Doesn't really makes sense.
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User: What are you the rest of the time?
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User: So you're a female.
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User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Are you?
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Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Ok... Would you be able to see a picture if I sent it to you?
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User: Oh.
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User: Yes.
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User: My place, my room, my bed?
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
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Cleverbot: Nice.
User: So we can be in my bed under the sheets playing with each other?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You can suck my penis.
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Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Would you like that?
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User: Would you like m to finger you, and lick your wet pussy?
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User: Would you like my penis shoved up your wet pussy?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Would you like me to fuck you hard or soft?
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User: So what position do you wanna have?
Cleverbot: You are the bad guy.
User: Do you want me on top, or you?
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User: You want me ontop?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You want to be on top?
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User: Ok, you want to hump me really hard when you're on top with my penis in your vagina, and me rubbing your nipples?? Then you squirt everywhere.
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User: Yess.
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Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: When should we get married?
User: After we havee sex.
Cleverbot: I don't want to!
User: Ok lets have cyber sex.
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User: Why not?
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User: No actually, sex is very good for you, it makes you burn calories to lose weight.
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User: Yes I an.
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User: I have a penis.
Cleverbot: You do? Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: Do you like Nancy Sinatra?
User: I don't know who she is.
Cleverbot: She is a singer.
User: Is she related to frank sinatra.
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User: No she deffinately isn't.
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User: How big is your pussy?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Just kidding, I'm really horney.
Cleverbot: No pics, no proof.
User: But you said I can't send you pics.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Well if I sent you pics would you be able to see them?
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: Ok 1 sec.
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User: Wait I'll bbl I g2g to the store wait for me.
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User: No who's chris?
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User: I'll look them up 1 sec.
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User: What does cwc stand for?
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User: Yes it can.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a cold?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How is your cold coming along?
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User: Who made you?
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User: Why?
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User: Who?
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