Since when has skinny dipping been considered "American as apple pie"? I didn't realize we had the market cornered on nude swimming...Anyway: Listen, nudists, not all of us care to have some schlubby stranger in airport security see us in all our nekkid glory, 'kay? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Anyway: Listen, nudists, not all of us care to have some schlubby stranger in airport security see us in all our nekkid glory, 'kay?