I don't CARE if it's raining, dammit! Your mother worked hard on these costumes and you WILL wear them trick-or-treating! They're 3-ply, for chrissakes...you kids are so ungrateful. When I was a boy, I didn't even GET TP to use for my mummy costume...I had to use notebook paper. Now get your undead tushes out there and get some candy!!!
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