You are clearly mistaken. It's a bannana

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly

Giddy-up Jack-ass.

Banana numberer

Are cigarette vending machines really that rare in the states? I live in Atlanta and almost all of the bars have them.

Really dude, it's not what you think.

Haha, I knew this one. Class of '97

You make me throw-up a little.

A Kangaroo?

They say men buy large and expensive cars to compensate for a small penis. Here we see the world's most eligible bachelor on his way to work.

It's a panda trap

I think we need more monkeys. Cats are so 2007.

One word....bananas.

It's the most boring ride in the park. I think the only reason people ride it at all is because the line is usually short. You can't get across the message of world peace if nobody will watch the thing. Make it a little more visually stimulating and show the same message...what's wrong with that? By all means, mix in a few Disney characters and make it like a picture hunt. It would at least be entertaining to try and find them all.

I'm wondering if L. Ron Hubbard's reincarnation (whenever he shows up) will finally let everyone know that scientology was just an April Fools Joke.