She was hesitant about fisting the goat but I promised her there was a box of Lucky Charms just waiting for her up there! She really loved those fake marshmallow thingies.
Obviously a fart catcher. First invented in 1764 by English inventor Bert Flatulence the 6th Earl of Methaneham (contemporary and cousin of inventor John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich) One would deposit the fart into one end and release it from the other. Magik was employed by the invisible unidirectional semi-permeable membrane easily spotted in the middle of the container. Bert would capture his farts only to torture his poor wife and children while they were sleeping always laughing out loud and saying "Farts are like fish it's simply unethical not to catch and release" No one liked Bert, he was a pompous annoying prick and really got on everyones nerves. When he died (in a freak accident while laughing so hard that he farted out his intestines) most agreed that they were glad to be rid of that blow-hard. Engraved on his tombstone they simply wrote he was "From hole to hole always an old-fart at heart"