@Johnny Cat:

Nope, she can't fly, but when ever we drive around in my car she sticks her head out of the sunroof window :D

@MarkB:

And no, I am not her father, I am her boyfriend. Now I know its hard to believe a fat guy with stormtrooper armor would actually leave his parents basement long enough to get a girl friend... but stranger things have happened.

We are actually both 20 years old, I don't really consider my girlfriend a douchebag, and I realize I'm a little fat for a stormtrooper.