Either eat the whole bloody banana, use a banana flavoured condom to place the banana inside and then tie it(possibly a really disgusting idea, especially if its a used condom) or buy smaller bananas.

I wonder what the hell the inventor was thinking.

"I often can't eat a whole banana and often I just stuff it all in my mouth and just hope to God I can eat it. How about a little stupid clip to keep it fresh ?"

I usually eat 2 bananas at once or make banana sandwiches. I eat about 4 sandwiches at once and I'm not fat! I used to be chubby though, but my mum called it puppy fat.:P

Anyone notice the dollar and the euro both feature a Marijuana leaf ? I couldn't find one on the yen though (maybe I didn't check hard enough).

The US hasn't existed as long as Scotland has ( my home country) therefore I can assume that the US won't decline for at least 1000 years if all goes well.

This my friends is quite possibly THE best knuckleduster in the whole world !!

That part at the end resembling the claw on a claw hammer is for stabbing into the temple of your enemy.

Those spikes are designed to cause the utmost damage to your enemies pretty boy complexion.

lol

I see it as a weapon. A GREAT weapon.

Imagine punching someones face into a meaty bone smoothie with this bad boy!! Imagine ripping out someones throat with that claw part!

This message was brought to you by the Royal Society for the Protection of Camel Toes.

Okay. Why not name the video "helpless goat is whacked into a cliff before falling to its death" ?

Circle of life is a song by Elton John and it sucks.

Should be renamed "Cricle of Strife".

This planet is getting more and more f*cked up everyday.

Didn't she mention a contact in the UK ?

Most likely this person is from the UK.

And what a laugh I had reading this, truly brilliant !

"This pot ain't what I thought it would be".