Mitch has a good point; probably traveling couples would both want to read 50 Shades Of Grey, but two people reading out of one book is inconvenient.

LSD's a hell of a drug.

Goat one: "Oh, hey, Phil is back"

Goat two: "Yup. Wonder where he goes. Seen Bob lately?"

Goat one: "Not since the last time Phil was here. We should ask him."

A _twelve_ part article? Perhaps if the final content is roughly 300 printed pages, maybe, but not when I can read the content faster than my phone can load the load next one.

Not just a FAIL, but a hilariously pathetic FAIL. Sure, your advertisers will believe you've got twelve times the visitors...

If you want to see a single cell with the naked eye go open your fridge and open the egg carton. Kapow! Each one a single cell.

Plus that earring could garrote someone if she's not careful.

Alex: indeed, the doubled surnames in Spanish is a great way to tell your Jose Marias from your Maria Joses.

I dub these two "Brendan and Leila Hyphen".

That's a big wall. I wonder how they took bids on a project that large.

Ahh, the ever-popular Horse Prom.

Perhaps original instructions, but they've been re-typed using MS Word; the linebreaks are _horrible_ (a hallmark of Word) and I doubt a typesetter 80-ish years ago would have set a title centered, all-caps, underlined, italicized, with an exclamation point. All it's missing is some stars and a unicorn to tell you it is important....

Wuthering Heights: "And it looks like it’s a sad tree
too since it has no friends." Damn that kid is good. Okay, it's not about a tree, but Heathcliff doesn't have friends... And it _is_ a sad book (stupid, wrong ending).

Rude restaurant staff? In France? I'm _shocked_!

If animals had souls then the big Gee Whiz would bring them to heaven too. But nope. Pet-hater Jesus is leaving all our cats and dogs behind at the rapture. If you love your kittehs or your puppies you should definitely seek out the services of a secular humanist to take care of your pal after the rapture.

That monkey has zazz! Get that monkey a realty tv show.

Adding color to an object that cannot have color (due to being smaller than the wavelength of visible light) seems like an odd pastime. To each their own, I guess, but the original would be more interesting to me.