I'd be worried about the breast texture after a few years. A fibrous structure covered in scar tissue isn't going to feel much more real than a hardened implant. Maybe they could be made with kevlar instead? That way when they inevitably toughen up, they're bulletproof!

Isn't refusing to submit to a breathalyzer test an admission of guilt?

Fun facts about the pompadour: a lot of pompadours were pouffed up with false hair extensions, which had been powdered with flour to appear white. The very rich could afford to visit a stylist every week or so for hairstyle maintenance, but poorer folks would have to wait a month or more in between stylings... meaning that many of these delicious flour-filled hairpieces would become happy homes for mice, fleas and roaches. Ick.