Boogieing down this road was the most exhilarating experience my bowels have ever had, and it was a fortnight before my sphincter recovered from the ordeal. For anyone who must do their own personal laundry, I recommend they avoid this road like the plague.

Boogieing down this road was the most exhilarating experience my bowels have ever had, and it was a fortnight before my sphincter recovered frm the ordeal. For anyone who must do their own personal laundry, I recommend they avoid this road like the plague.