You know this story sounds an awful lot like the Fifth Element, alien girl shows up: pink face, red hair, red eyebrows, and speaks a strange language. Just a thought.

ewww krispy kreme eh? now why would anyone want to mix their sweet with their meat?

brainwashing, it begins at home!

how did they cuff him?

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HOLY CRAP!!! all I understood outta that was the word scrotum and I immediatly thought "daaaaaaamn that guys got BALLS!"

anyone working for a car stereo/alarm store as an installer will have access to gadgetry that can easily disable the starter kill circuits in these vehicles (how else do you think they can install a remote start system?) I sure hope this guy has a good lawyer and I really hope he spreads the word about his insurance company!

"GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust."
damnit.... Just DAMNIT! I hope whoever wrote that got their ass handed to them on a daily basis!

didnt I see those on an indiana jones flick?

did anyone watch till the end? he kicks the girl out of his car after he finds out how far away she lives! lol