THAT is a werewolf. We have a good many of them in the Northwest, and I figured, with all of the people moving around the country for jobs and whatnot, eventually some infected man or woman would carry the infection to the East Coast. Here in Washington, we find that the Sasquatch keeps the werewolf population in check, but in Maine there are no Sasquatch. This could be a bad sign for the Northeast. In only a few weeks, scientists have found that a single infected curse-carrier can create as many as fifty new werewolves themselves, and each newly infected person can in turn create up to fifty more. The best hope is a long, harsh, cold winter.

I don't expect it to do that well in the woodlands, though, due to the territorial nature of the wood witches and other forest imps and such. And it shouldn't become a problem farther south than upstate New York, where we've seen the Jersey Devil has expanded its territory in the last decade or so.

www.cryptowildlife_research.us.gov/werewolf
www.cryptowildlife_research.us.gov/witches_NE

It's the play button on the earth. Don't worry, it was pushed by divine fingers long ago.

The race for the stop and rewind buttons is on!

A mashup of has-beens.

Nice. I love nerds.

This is only slightly racist. The watermelon jello ads were much worse.

Come on, Ted! That line of thinking means every carved piece of wood should really be cast in resin and plastic. Every painting should just be a photograph run through the photoshop filters. Every beautiful meal should just be protein paste in a tube.

These are beautiful BECAUSE someone did them the hard way. They're records of performances.

He spends most of the war smoking cigarettes and pointing to prisoners' genitals, though.

Great! Now they know we humans can be killed with fire. Awesome.

This is a first step. I wish the manufacturers would listen to this. PC towers are a model of inefficient design, and it's time to fix that.

Thanks, but I'll ruin my vinyl the old fashioned way, by running it through a shredder after leaving it on my car dashboard through the afternoon.

Great news! Congratulations! I'm very happy for you all!

Dude! Way to be down for hours!

Seriously, welcome back to the intarweb.

I still call blsht. Wouldn't the plant look a little worse for the wear since the sweater is rubbing up against it the whole time?

This is still disgusting. I don't know why I'm here.

I heard that Hitler was going to use it to control all of North Africa, but a plucky young agent from the FBI, along with a plucky young blond from central casting and a plucky asian boy named Pluck stole it from the Third Reich jackals and, using Hitler's own private Time Pod (coincidentally dooming Hitler death since he couldn't use the pod to go back to ancient Rome as he'd planned) buried it again back where it originally was buried, along ley lines in New Hampshire. The whole threat it posed in the forties has been largely forgotten, due to J Edgar Hoover's use of Thomas Edison's prototype "forget about it ray".

I love public schools.

Lady Tarzan of the Pooches!