I keep forgetting about these catalogs, and then every now and then I'll pick them up again, thumb through and just have to hit the scanner some more. It boggles my mind. The 1957 catalog is just as awesome in a different way...

This is why you have little girls. These are boys. Girls don't do these things. And they rarely kill the pets or each other.

Let's not start the blame game. That's what cavemen did before speech. Point and grunt and blame. Responsibilty is important for civilized man, and growing children. The parents will have to clean it all up and take care of their responsibilities, and live with these spoiled hell-muffins for another decade. The punishment for this crime was withheld probably 6 years ago and on up until this moment and probably not meted out until law enforcement or girlfriends come into play in a long while...