Probably smells like bleach or cleaning products. Wouldn't want to leave any DNA behind.

"since 1966/1975" hardly qualifies as "Ever?"

Oh so it's sort of like Conservapedia for Adults!

The service at our local Denny's is SO SLOOOOOOW I can hardly blame him.

That's the same reason Dick Cheney demanded every television be preset to FOX News when checking into a hotel.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/dick-cheneys-suite-demands

Why is the audiotrack backwards?

Was that in NYC? They still did that when I lived there, e.g. "nothing in car & radio broken".

I saw some of these on sale on the Internet for like $1 a small package. Now they sell them at my local crafts store for like $5 a VERY small package.

http://cvrajan.hubpages.com/hub/Water-absorbing-Polymer-and-its-scope-for-decoration-and-creative-photography

Isn't that basically what the town of Celebration, Florida is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebration,_Florida

e.g.

http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/28/fuzzy-math-a-nationwide-epidemic/

Don't show that to Conservatives. They'll complain you're not doing it the "right" way.

Ahhh, smell the sweet Socialism!

"The Bank of North Dakota — the nation's only state-owned bank — was the brainchild of a failed flax farmer and one-time Socialist Party organizer.

But officials in Washington and other states wonder if it is helping North Dakota sail through the recession.

Six Washington state House Democrats have introduced a bill that would authorize creation of a state-owned bank. Gubernatorial candidates in Florida and Oregon have pushed the same. A report to a Vermont House committee last month said the idea had "considerable merit."..."

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2011099461_statebank17.html

Why limit it to 2 years? Why not a week? Or a couple of hours?

SHARIA LAW COMES TO MEXICO!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikah_mut%E2%80%98ah

Enjoy your flair.

Those things haven't been worth jacksquat since John Kerry got swift-boated.

You can probably expect a visit from the FBI after distributing a few of these.