* manage your bank account * marry for money * waits till youre married before she cheats so she can say "honey, we have to work on our marriage" as an excuse * pretend her farts are accidental * talk for hours on worthless subjects * eat popcorn and ice cream on the couch like a gross half bear half whale while watching so you think you can dance and survivor * walk around like a wookie neglecting to shave (see above, working on marriage)
* manage your bank account
* marry for money
* waits till youre married before she cheats so she can say "honey, we have to work on our marriage" as an excuse
* pretend her farts are accidental
* talk for hours on worthless subjects
* eat popcorn and ice cream on the couch like a gross half bear half whale while watching so you think you can dance and survivor
* walk around like a wookie neglecting to shave (see above, working on marriage)