My own personal best was when I did what I oughtn'a ("do like you oughta, add da acid to da water") and added the water to a beaker of concentrated HCl, and promptly discovered that the chemistry teacher was hypersensitive to the chlorine gas which filled the room.

Coal dust, topsoil, or any other dark-colored powder that can be sprinkled on the snow to absorb solar radiation.

Trying to melt the snow with fire or electricity will be very expensive. The energy cost would be huge.

I live just down the street from this building. With all the fireworks and general commotion last night, I didn't see or hear a thing. Hell of a surprise this morning, though.

A leather creaser, for making folds and lines in leather (like saddles or purses).

Fifi would have preferred to be Cheetara, but she was worried someone might make fun of her.

Not really a caption, but did anyone else start quietly singing "Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle..."

lifting jack. There should be a similar rod on the opposite side of the thing.

It's a fish scaler.

*Don't look up, CAN'T look up...*

What, me worry?

Muffin "Danger" Jenkins

Shortly thereafter, Fifi learned a valuable lesson in gravitational physics.

Goodbye, cruel world... the kibble just isn't worth it anymore...