The United States of America should do a bit of load shedding to make sure it alleviates its debt so that the citizens have less burden.
Get rid of American Samoa, Guam, Mariana Islands, Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico for starters.
Grant them full autonomy and have their own currency.

As for Alaska or Hawaii, I guess referendums should be conducted because of their full integration in the Union.

I thought the U.S. had the best health care system in the world! Where the insurance sal... I mean the market decide whether a human being dies or not.

Oh well... I am SOOO disapointed.

elizabeth: because pigs don't produce milk. Sows do. =D
Seriously though, there is mare, ewe, cow, goat and camel milk drunk and eaten all over the world, but their udders are easy of access, whereas a sow are not. Plus pigs have long been considered filthy animals in many cultures, so another obstacle to sow milk right there.

... i wonder what elephant or whale milk taste like...

Ouch. My usually insensatez heart has been rendered asunder by this oustanding picture.

Clean up the mess in your own room before asking your neighbor to clean up his front porch.