Post on Washington is inaccurate! During the Revolutionary war, his use of strategic retreats saved the our Army from being obliterated. Without him there would be no USA.

The dude would fearlessly charge on horseback in front of his own front lines during battle, bullets whizzing by him, between the two forces, to rally his troops.

Bird crap on the lens.

A failed perpetual motion machine?

Clearly a Prince Albert Applicator.